strongermonster:

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

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thebootydiaries:

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chemistrylesbian:

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

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thealmightyprincess:

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

mazarin221b:

berlynn-wohl:

heredayembracesnight:

knitmeapony:

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

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You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

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nicejewishguy:

oygayvalt:

nicejewishguy:

I want to consume a bunch of AA batteries before my death so i can both impress and horrify the coroners 

why AAs? you could fit many more batteries in there if you opted for AAAs

because AAAs are useless and I at least want my tummy batteries to go power a remote or something

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

doctorbluesmanreturns:

supreme-leader-stoat:

supreme-leader-stoat:

Okay so imagine your Standard Medieval European Fantasy Setting™. Now imagine there’s no magic. Like there’s still a concept of it sure, with superstitions and all that. But you will never encounter an actual wizard or anything.

But you know what is in this otherwise-fantasy setting? Superpower mutations.

Sir Lawrence, the otherwise unremarkable knight who once outran his own horse and traveled four hours without rest to alert his lord of another lord’s treason and impending invasion.

The Sage of the North is shrouded in rumor and mystery; some say he is a holy man, blessed by God and able to work miracles. Others think he is closer to a witch than a priest, and still others believe he is simply a sage and healer whose skill has grown unrivaled in his old age. In comparison to these stories, the known fact that he lives beneath a freezing waterfall unbothered by the cold or lack of air barely raises any interest.

Scandinavian folklore is often Like That, there’s a whole subgenre of “hero collects men with really specific skills to win the hand of the princess” (like a guy who can run so fast you can’t see him move, a guy who can hear stuff on the other side of the world, and a guy who can shoot an arrow through an acorn from 10 miles away) and it’s not counted as sorcery but as just those guys can Do That.

Round Table of Guys Who Can Do That

“My liege, I knoweth a guy.”

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teathattast:

aimforrest:

teathattast:

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me and the bois GETTIN EVOLVED

when the vitamin gummies kick in

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lizziegoneastray:

tigerleggies:

*floop flop*

Somebody removed the source, which is really a shame because the original video is very good and is also from a wildcat conservation center: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuR82BBAEBJ/ like why would you want to take away the ability to click through and find more big cat videos???

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veganhotchocolate:

hotmeat89:

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

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bout2headout:

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